What NOT to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

1. "Yeah, you're probably starving the baby," after reading the nutrition section of What to Expect When You're Expecting.
2. "Exactly how big do you plan to get??" when wife goes for more bread and brie 5 minutes after the dinner dishes have been put away.

Just for the record, though - Mark's been great. Just the few minor slip-ups above, for which I'm still making him pay - for example, by this post.
;o)