WHAT did he just say?

So I'm on hold with my insurance company and hear some country singer sing, "Them pantyhose ain't gonna last you long, if the DJ puts Bon Jovi on," and I said, "WHAT?"
I had to write it down really fast before the agent got back on the phone.
I googled the lyrics and found that it's a song called "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols. Despite my deep-seated dislike for country music, I thought it was a funny song. Here are the full lyrics:

She said I’m going out with my girlfriends for
Margaritas at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closet's missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don’t mean nothing
She's just havin fun
Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done
friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off