Your Help is Desperately Needed

If you are visiting my home and happen to see Catri pick up either my camera phone or my digital camera, GET IT AWAY FROM HER IMMEDIATELY. Try distracting her with something shiny - like the latest full-color glossy brochure from PacSun. Or maybe try chocolate.

The following photos speak for themselves.
Please. Help me.













I don't even know what to say about her father's duplicity in her surreptitious photo sessions ...





















































Although he does seem to be an innocent (or maybe catatonic?) bystander in a way ...


















I find it hard to believe he didn't fully participate in this one though ...





































Let me close by warning you all: no camera is safe. Don't make the mistake of thinking this is just a family issue. All cameras are potential targets. Keep them close to you in Catri's presence.